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Review of Center for DUHcision Making

At the Center for DUHcision making, you can many "informed decisions." This, like several other things, is manly a joke. True, there could be some people who rely on this for all of their multi-million dollar decisions, but let's hope not. Anyway, the Center for "De"cision making currently has three ways for you to get advice. All of them will be discussed.

The first tip of all is the Random Management tips. This is the most basic of all of the features that the Center for DUHcision making has. This is based on the ideas that all managers are idiots, which goes on the dilbert principle (that the people with the least skills are promoted to the highest rung on the corporate ladder. All that you need to do is click on the link, then it gives you your random management tip. Simple as that. Some such tips that they give you are

If morale is low it's because the employees have character defects. There's nothing you can do about that.
AND ALSO
Employees don't need training classes. After all, I didn't need any training to do my job.
Anyway, that's all that that gives you, other than another link to get more tips.

Another part of the Center for DUHcision making is the Mission Statement Generator. The premise on this is that all successful companies have a mission statement, a single sentence that is supposed to sum up all that the business does or needs to do. Of course, this takes many hours (YOU try to get a group of people to write a sentence), which makes for a complete waste of time that doesn't do anything. So, this just saves you the time. Anyway, at the Mission Statement Generator, it gives you a choice of three things to do. You can regenerate your mission statement, look at the vocabulary it has, and also the credits given to those people who worked on making the program. Try it!

The other option at the Center for DUHcision making is to play the Spinner game. The Spinner game is a java-powered applet. It's very simple. You just click on the spinner, it spins, and it lands on a random tip such as
Ask for legal advice. That'll kill it
Realize that empowerment is a cruel hoax.
That's about all there is to do at the Center for DUHcision making.