Dilbert Stock Informtaion

At the Dilbert Financial Pages, you can view certain stocks. This page is the newest addition to the Dilbert Zone. These stocks are the Dilbert Index, Dogbert Index Pointy Haired Boss, and the Ratbert Index. Each of these focuses on actual corporations that have characteristics of the four characters, which we will discuss soon. However, at the Main page, it has a daily tip. These are bizarre. Below, it has the links to the four main sites, which we will talk about. Below the four pictures, it has a graph that is used to show you the weekly progress of all four stocks, each in a different color. You can also view the Financial Funny Pages, which has a different Dilbert Strip each day. At the bottom, it has a disclamer.
DISCLAIMER: While we personally feel that anyone who takes stock advice from comic strip characters should suffer the consequences, we are legally bound to tell you that the information set forth above is provided purely for entertainment purposes. Dilbert, Dogbert, Ratbert and the Boss don't give investment advice (and neither do Scott Adams or United Media). The groupings of companies and the comments set forth above are based on nothing more than public perceptions about corporate philosophies. They are not recommending the purchase, sale or holding of any security.

At the Dilbert Index, it lists 10 companies that "Provide the most fodder for Dilbert." Those are Motorola, Texas Instruments, Lucent Technologies, AT&T, Eastman Kodak, IBM, Hewlett-Packard, Ford, Digital Equipment, and Raytheon.
At the Dogbert Index, it gives ten companies that are "Most likely to ne th last ten on earth after all the others are crushed or absorbed." They are Microsoft, Intel, Cisco, General Electric, Wal-Mart, Disney, Coca-Cola, Worldcom, Lockheed Martin, and Boeing.
At the Pointy Haired Boss Index, it gives the ten companies that have been "Reported to be blocking Employees' access to the Dilbert Zone." They are Applied Innovation, Shared Medical Systems, Corporate Express, Electro Rent, BellSouth, Wang Labs, Union Carbide, Northeast Utilities, and Philip Morris.
At the Ratbert Index, it gives companies that are "Directly in the crosshairs of Microsoft, Oracle, Intel, and Cisco." They are Apple, Corel, Novell, Sun Microsystems, Intuit, Netscape, Informix, Sybase, Newbridge Networks, Bay Networks.

That's about all that there is about the newest addition to the Dilbert Zone, the Dilbert Financial Pages

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